Need paint?

They were turned down for one of those vehicle wrap jobs - your car gets wrapped in advertising and the company pays for it and a fee for using your car. So they decided to use what looks like chalkboard paint. If the handprints were smaller, I'd say smurfs pushed the car one day when it broke down. This gives new meaning to the phrase "leave your mark"

moto-mannequin

I found this on Crackbook on a group of women riders who own their own rides, and I have shamelessly stolen it.

Gauging the language on the signs behind the rider, I'm guessing it's a Caribbean locale.

Industrious, no?

My pal Kim saw this and posted it on Facebook, tagging me for the blog. I love when people send me this stuff. I haven't been as fast on the shutter lately and have missed lots of funny things on the road.

Kim said "This guy is pulling a lawn mower with the grass catcher in his milk crate. ... FYI the only thing in this area of town is where the interstates cross and a bunch of resturants, oh and a Walmart. So, I figure he was making a Run for the Boarder (Taco Bell) and then to Walmart. I've seen many milk crates filled with beer"
Quite honestly, I'm just a tad surprised there isn't a passenger on the lawnmower, hitching a ride with him to the store.
What? there's room for one.

Foot Funk

The only reason I can come up with is her feet smell really bad from sitting up at the soccer field so many hours in this blazing Florida heat.

This from Kristina:

Are you flippin' serious!? Yep, this "person" was driving down US1 with her foot hanging out the driver side window. To my motorcycle people: please be careful, there are asswipes everywhere.

New meaning to "do it yourself"

I just have no words. I will refer you back to this post though, for the mere fact that this kind of thing keep occurring. That, and Persnickety says it so well already.


And once again, I'll remind you of the disclaimer. Plus if you don't want it to be seen here, don't do it in public.

A board short of a load

It's another instance of what I call the "StepSister Syndrome". You know, like from Cinderella, where her stepsister says "I'll MAKE it fit!"

Today's submission arrived in my inbox from Sunny Yukon. You may need to click on the picture to really see what she's talking about here.
Sunny writes:
"Not a great shot, the sun was in my face, sorry. I'm also not on my favorite computer, so if the cropping needs to be redone, let me know.

Anyways, it's a guy driver, who purchased one board at the lumber yard, and stuck it crossways through his windows to take home. So glad I wasn't on the HIGHWAY lane next to him! He came back for a second board later... I should have asked what happened to the first one.

He drove really carefully through the gate... didn't want to get it caught there, yet he's not worried about the other lanes on the highway...

Cheers :)"

Cheers indeed Sunny. Cheers that he didn't hit your gates and give you more work to do ;)

For some reason I am envisioning a dog trying to get a bone in the house through the doggy door...except the bone is bigger than the door.

What's with the dirty laundry?

I never thought I'd see another instance like this one ever again. You'll have to scroll down to the bottom of the post to see what I mean, but it's there.
You may not be able to see clearly what it is, but it's a washing machine atop the trunk of an early-90s model Honda Accord, being driven by an ecstatic woman who seemed to be happy to no longer have to schlep the laundry to the laundromat anymore.